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I Think You're The Father of One of My Kids!
20:03 Jun 20 2008
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says, 'Hello!' He's rather taken a back because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

*Dumbass edit...I somehow managed to cut the punchline from the original post....it's there now..lol*

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20:43 Jun 09 2008
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A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old

lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at

the checkout, and she

turned to him and said,

'I hope I haven't made you

feel ill at ease;

it's just that you look so

much like my late son'

He answered, 'That's okay'

'I know it's silly, but if you'd

call out 'Good bye, Mom' as

I leave the store, it would

make me feel so happy'

She then went through the

checkout, and as she was on

her way out of the store, the

man called out, 'Goodbye, Mom'

The little old lady waved,

and smiled back at him.

Pleased that he had brought

a little sunshine into someone's

day, he went to pay for his groceries.

'That comes to $121.85,'

said the clerk.

'How come so much ...

I only bought 5 items..'

The clerk replied, 'Yeah,

but your Mother said

you'd be paying for

her things, too'

"Don't trust little Old Ladies' !!!